A Medical Christmas Carol: The 12 Days of Hospitalization.

The 12 Days of Hospitalization

To be sung to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas. . .)

On the first day at hospital my doctor gave to me, a CT to rule out P.E.

On the second day at hospital my doctor gave to me, two shots of lasix,

and a CT to rule out P. E.

On the third day at hospital my doctor gave to me, three blood transfusions,

two shots of lasix

and a CT to rule out P.E.

On the fourth day at hospital my doctor gave to me, four soft restraints,

three blood transfusions,

two shots of lasix,

and a CT to rule out P.E.

On the fifth day at hospital my doctor gave to me,  (((( M. . .R. . .S. . .A! ))))

four shots of soft restraints,

three blood transfusions,

two shots of lasix,

and a CT to rule out P.E.

On the sixth day at hospital my doctor gave to me, six consults consulting,

(((( M. . .R. . .S. . .A! ))))

four soft restraints,

three blood transfusions,

two shots of lasix,

and a CT to rule out P.E.

On the seventh day at hospital my doctor gave to me, seven blood clots a-clotting,

six consults consulting,

(((( M. . .R. . .S. . .A! ))))

four soft restraints,

three blood transfusions,

two shots of lasix,

and a CT to rule out P.E.

On the eighth day at hospital my doctor gave to me, eight  students learning,

seven blood clots a-clotting,

six consults consulting,

(((( M. . .R. . .S. . .A! ))))

four soft restraints,

three blood transfusions,

two shots of lasix,

and a CT to rule out P.E.

On the ninth day at hospital my doctor gave to me, nine breathing treatments,

eight students learning,

seven blood clots a-clotting,

six consults consulting,

(((( M. . .R. . .S. . .A! ))))

four soft restraints,

three blood transfusions,

two shots of lasix,

and a CT to rule out P.E.

On the tenth day at hospital my doctor gave to me, ten covering doctors,

nine breathing treatments,

eight students learning,

seven blood clots a-clotting,

six consults consulting,

(((( M. . .R. . .S. . .A! ))))

four soft restraints,

three blood transfusions,

two shots of lasix,

and a CT to rule out P.E.

On the eleventh day at hospital my doctor gave to me, eleven bowel movements,

ten covering doctors,

nine breathing treatments,

eight students learning,

seven blood clots a-clotting,

six consults consulting,

(((( M. . .R. . .S. . .A! ))))

four soft restraints,

three blood transfusions,

two shots of lasix,

and a CT to rule out P.E.

On the twelfth day at hospital my doctor gave to me, twelve chest compressions,

eleven bowel movements,

ten consults consulting,

nine breathing treatments,

eight students learning,

seven blood clots a-clotting,

six consults consulting,

(((( M. . .R. . .S. . .A! ))))

four soft restraints,

three blood transfusions,

two shots of lasix,

and a CT to rule out P.E!!!!

Merry Christmas everybody!

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