Christmas Song

Our Gift to You: The 12 Days of Hospitalization

 To be sung to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas. . .

 

On the first day at hospital my doctor gave to me, a CT to rule out P.E. 

 

On the second day at hospital my doctor gave to me, two I.V.’s,

and a CT to rule out P. E.

 

On the third day at hospital my doctor gave to me, three blood transfusions,

two I.V.’s,

and a CT to rule out P.E.

 

On the fourth day at hospital my doctor gave to me, four shots of lasix,

three blood transfusions,

two I.V.’s,

and a CT to rule out P.E.

 

On the fifth day at hospital my doctor gave to me,  (((( M. . .R. . .S. . .A! ))))

four shots of lasix,

three blood transfusions,

two I.V.’s,

and a CT to rule out P.E.

 

On the sixth day at hospital my doctor gave to me, six restraints restraining,

(((( M. . .R. . .S. . .A! ))))

four shots of lasix,

three blood transfusions,

two I.V.’s,

and a CT to rule out P.E.

 

On the seventh day at hospital my doctor gave to me, seven blood clots a-clotting,

six restraints restraining,

(((( M. . .R. . .S. . .A! ))))

four shots of lasix,

three blood transfusions,

two I.V.’s,

and a CT to rule out P.E.

 

On the eighth day at hospital my doctor gave to me, eight  students learning,

seven blood clots a-clotting,

six restraints restraining,

(((( M. . .R. . .S. . .A! ))))

four shots of lasix,

three blood transfusions,

two I.V.’s,

and a CT to rule out P.E.

 

On the ninth day at hospital my doctor gave to me, nine breathing treatments,

eight students learning,

seven blood clots a-clotting,

six restraints restraining,

(((( M. . .R. . .S. . .A! ))))

four shots of lasix,

three blood transfusions,

two I.V.’s,

and a CT to rule out P.E.

 

On the tenth day at hospital my doctor gave to me, ten consults consulting,

nine breathing treatments,

eight students learning,

seven blood clots a-clotting,

six restraints restraining,

(((( M. . .R. . .S. . .A! ))))

four shots of lasix,

three blood transfusions,

two I.V.’s,

and a CT to rule out P.E.

 

On the eleventh day at hospital my doctor gave to me, eleven bowel movements,

ten consults consulting,

nine breathing treatments,

eight students learning,

seven blood clots a-clotting,

six restraints restraining,

(((( M. . .R. . .S. . .A! ))))

four shots of lasix,

three blood transfusions,

two I.V.’s,

and a CT to rule out P.E.

 

On the twelfth day at hospital my doctor gave to me, twelve covering doctors,

eleven bowel movements,

ten consults consulting,

nine breathing treatments, 

eight students learning,

seven blood clots a-clotting,

six restraints restraining,

(((( M. . .R. . .S. . .A! ))))

four shots of lasix,

three blood transfusions,

two I.V.’s,

and a CT to rule out P.E!!!!

 

Merry Christmas everybody!

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