Category Archives: Holy Profit Medical Center

The Lobby Christmas Tree

An Announcement from The Holy Profit Medical Center. “Holy Profit Medical Center” is a series of fake satirical press releases and news articles from an imaginary hospital. . .  The Holy Profit Medical Center today named Bess E. Morass to the new post of … Continue reading

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A New Staging System for a Terminal Disease.

  My dear readers, it is with great regret that I relay the news to you that your author has been diagnosed with a terminal, incurable affliction similar to what you see in the picture above. You may think I’m … Continue reading

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Holy Profit Medical Center Helps Cover the Uninsured

“Holy Profit Medical Center” is a series of fake satirical press releases and news articles from an imaginary hospital. . .  In an effort to do our part during this “Cover the Uninsured Week”, Holy Profit Medical Center has announced a new initiative to … Continue reading

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Holy Profit Medical Center Named Top One Hundred (Thousand) Hospital.

“Holy Profit Medical Center” is a series of fake, satirical press releases and news articles from an imaginary hospital. . .  Holy Profit Medical Center is proud to announce that it has been named to the prestigious list of “Top One-Hundred (thousand)” Hospitals in … Continue reading

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Lobby Christmas Tree

An Announcement from The Holy Profit Medical Center. “Holy Profit Medical Center” is a series of fake satirical press releases and news articles from an imaginary hospital. . .  The Holy Profit Medical Center today named Bess E. Morass to the new post of … Continue reading

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Diagnosis Texting

The Holy Profit Medical Center: Diagnosis Texting “Holy Profit Medical Center” is a  series  of  fake satirical press releases and news articles  from an imaginary hospital. . .  The Holy Profit Medical Center today announced a revolutionary new way of reaching out and … Continue reading

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