And that solution is. . . to become a drug rep. A fake drug rep. And get access to all the free free brand name (no generics here) medications your heart desires. The story at Pharmalot states that a well dressed man:
“walked into a physician’s office in East Northport, New York, which is on Long Island, and helped himself to about $300 worth of drugs from a shelf after claiming he was a pharma sales rep.”
The man was apparently later caught. Perhaps he was sent to jail. I say send him to D.C., this may be the kind of creative thinking we need to reduce our health care costs!